The sun and old people and the madness of fashionable burning.

What is it with old people when they come on holiday. Mister, to achieve the shade of "pink" you've bravely opted for, You might as well have stuck your head inside an oven And roasted like a turkey. Put some sprouts around your mouth Stick some 'tatoes round your buttocks, And a pretty pink gobbler… Continue reading The sun and old people and the madness of fashionable burning.