As we rolled into Florida,
Pink, tasteless, gut-wrenching, blossom-coloured buildings
Adorn the sidewalks with big lettering
And lopsided decor.
Wide shopping strips full of Disney discounts
Arouse passers by with promises of cheap thrills
And bloated rollercoaster rides.
Applebees, Taco Bell, Red Lobster and Krispy Kreme kiosks
Make young mouths water and old wallets yawn open.
Guzzling Dr Pepper at a Chick-fil-a,
That famous southern hospitality surrounds me.
Please and thank you and door holding and excuse me’s ring through the air,
Orlando residents go about their busy days,
Ambling along highways practically co-owned by Disney,
Or at least it seems that way. Big, bulbous billboards featuring Mickey, Minnie and Pluto
Sit next to Florida orange juice deals
While Universal’s coasters perch idly in the background.